Tuesday, September 7, 2010

Jonesin for the beach


I had been dying to go to the beach at least once this year so I finally went on one of my random days off. Fearing it to be the last hot day of the season, I hopped on the LIRR transferred to a bus and made it to the sandy shores of Jones Beach. It was a gorgeous day. There were a few obnoxious teens still on summer break, but aside from that it was quiet, sunny, and breezy. I had just gotten a Nathan's dog, laid out my blanket, put some lotion on, sat down ready to take a bite when a freaking seagull shat directly onto my crotch! But I wasn't going to let that bring me down. No sir. I figure if it happened once, at least it wouldn't happen again. And it didn't and I frolicked in the waves a bit, got a slight tan, and was on my way back to Queens, refreshed and sun-kissed from my one day at the beach.


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