My horoscope from The Onion this week...
"The human mind is a thing of startling beauty. Unfortunately yours is mostly filled with old phone numbers and minor celebrity trivia."
My very first home phone number was 213 283 3382 which was pretty easy to remember in the first place so it's all the less impressive. And I'm starting to forget the titles of all the obscure Keanu movies I obsessively watched in high school... no wait, they're still in there.
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